LOST IN TRANSLATION--FUNNY MENU ITEMS

The funny (and often disgusting) menu translations really tickled our funny bones! These are from several different cities and restaurants--I think they all buy their menus from the same vendor!

And......just in case you are wondering, we didn't try any of these!

 Later in our trip we found the translation for this lovely looking dish--it's fried ox penis--no thanks!!

We're pretty sure this is just a noodle and chicken dish--but it did make us laugh!

I have absolutely NO idea what this means--although stir fried romaine lettuce is delicious.  Fuel consumption???

If you're still with me--these two were our very favorites:

Lost your appetite yet?